Saturday we took a day trip to Tijuana for cheap booze, fireworks, and 3 for a dollar tacos.
Before we left back to the states, we got escorted into a strip club for 2 for $3 beers. 3 fat old hookers walked up to us and asked us to by them drinks. We said fuck it since they’re so cheap. We had Dos Equis, but they wanted these 8oz tecates, which we figured would be even cheaper since they were 4oz less. We tried to close out and they’re like “that’ll be 30 bux.” Those little beers were fuckin $8 bucks each!
Touché Mexico, touché.